DEAR VISITOR: HAS IT REALLY BEEN FIVE, TEN, OR FIFTEEN YEARS?
Actually, it's been 20. - Hey guys, remember when I invented Facebook before Facebook was a thing? I was the original Winklevossesses! It coulda been me who ruined us! At least we'd have one of them underground bunkers everyone's crowing on about. Not because the world's coming to an end or anything, (click here to see how you too can survive the apocalypse!) but so we could play video games.
With blackjack. And hookers! (References... still got 'em! 😎)
WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN ANYWAY?
Are you telling me your top five favorite movies haven't changed in 20 years? - Okay, before you dive right in, why not head over to this expertly crafted page and get yourself "checked in." 🚩 Just something fun I whipped up for the VIPs. 😎 Then, once you've got yourself settled, head over to the Top 5! section and pick up where you left off. All your favorites are still there: Movies, TV Shows, On-Screen Couples... Movies. And all still relevant, too! (I'm lookin' at
you, "When-They-Come-on-TV Movies.") Now, if you see something you'd rather me take down, or if you think I've misquoted you, please, by all means Brandon Crouch, correct me where I stand and send me a message. I'll do my best to placate you as quickly as possible.
Speaking of which, you may have noticed it's a little messy around here (yes, I see the cobwebs in the corner. ... You don't? What are you, visiting mattdilbeck.com on a CELL PHONE?! You better get on your desktop fast! Or at the very least, a tablet!) It does appear a tornado has blown through this place, landing a lot of things in places they may not have been before. I'm workin' on cleanin' it up, so bear with me, and for the love of God, check back for updates! (You remember how I am.)
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